“Grandpa, you really know how to joke. Do you know who I am? Abandon me?” Wang Muguang had never heard such a funny joke before. He pulled out his phone and dialed Wang Huanxiu’s number.
Who would be so heartless as to abandon him?
If he stood on the street for less than five seconds, someone would already rush to snatch him away.
Abandon? These two words had nothing to do with him, Wang Muguang.
He brought up the call interface in his hand, the number already dialed.
Ding ding dong dong ding ding dong… click.
The call was cut off.
Wang Muguang: “…”
‘Wang Huanxiu, you are so ruthless!’
Unwilling to accept it, Wang Muguang started searching for Bai Shuijin’s number.
The old man saw him frantically scrolling through his contacts. “Who are you calling this time?”
“My male sister-in-law.”
“Your big brother didn’t answer, how could your male sister-in-law answer?” The old man’s words were like a devil’s whisper, “One bed can’t produce two kinds of people.”
“…”
.
To ensure nothing went wrong, Wang Huanxiu didn’t go home, but went to a five-star hotel near his company, where he had a long-term reservation for the presidential suite.
A few years ago, his career had just started and he was in his early twenties. He was reckless, impatient for quick success, and harsh on himself. In those years, he almost never went home, either sleeping at the company or at the hotel.
Every day, it was work as soon as he opened his eyes, and they were endless tasks from day to night.
After marrying Bai Shuijin last year, and bringing Wang Muguang and Wang Zhenzhu back, he finally started going home every day.
Bai Shuijin regretted it the moment he got into the car. Talking big felt good for a moment, but reality was like a crematorium.
With disaster looming, the signs of retreat started showing, as if waving a white flag in the air.
“Laogong-ge, aren’t we going too fast?”
“I’m not fast.” Wang Huanxiu gripped the steering wheel. “You’ll know tonight.”
Bai Shuijin: “…”
The other side refused to receive his message, and even threw back a dirty remark. It was clear his laogong-ge’s mind was now filled with nothing else but yellow waste.
Bai Shuijin stuck two fingers in his ears. His spiritual world was about to be polluted.
When they arrived at the hotel, Wang Huanxiu threw his car keys to the valet and pulled Bai Shuijin’s hand toward the elevator.
“Laogong-ge, why aren’t we going home?”
“Someone will go home. Tonight, it’s not needed for us.”
“If we don’t go home, won’t the butler become an empty-nest old man?”
“It’s okay, he doesn’t admit he’s old.”
“…”
Half-dragged, half-following, Bai Shuijin was pulled into the elevator.
He looked at Wang Huanxiu’s strong arms and solid thighs.
“Mom! I’m scared!’
This feeling was no less than being pushed onto an operating table. Bai Shuijin was so nervous and anxious that he kept dawdling all the way, and Wang Huanxiu didn’t rush him.
A five-minute walk turned into half an hour of circling in the hallway.
When they arrived at the door of the presidential suite, Wang Huanxiu simply stretched out his finger, and the fingerprint was verified successfully.
Bai Shuijin: !
The hotel actually recorded Wang Huanxiu’s fingerprint. As expected, with money, you can do whatever you want.
“Come in.”
Bai Shuijin stood still at the doorway.
Wang Huanxiu crossed his arms over his chest and leaned against the doorframe. “What? It’s not the kind of floor you like?”
He was like a carnivore on the grasslands, staring hungrily.
Bai Shuijin: =︿＝
He really didn’t want to go in at all.
One step inside, and tonight’s fate would already be seen in sight: [Iron Butt, Twenty Thousand Miles.]
Last time, when the man rubbed his legs from behind, his lower abdomen slammed into him so hard his butt ached and he still remembers it even up to now.
Bai Shuijin looked at Wang Huanxiu with some disappointment. Why wasn’t he a premature finisher?
Wang Huanxiu was full of energy. He could work all day and then still go to the gym, come home to work and read documents, then repeat the next day as if nothing happened.
Meanwhile, he attended class every day, and every morning he woke up exhausted like a dead dog.
As expected, comparing yourself with others will just anger you to death.
“This door looks unique, so I’ve decided to step in with some sense of ceremony.”
Wang Huanxiu stood there and watched his performance quietly.
“It will take some time.”
“How long?”
Bai Shuijin smacked his lips. “About an hour.”
“I don’t recall there being a snail in the zodiac.”
“…”
Not gentle at all!
Bai Shuijin turned around immediately. “I don’t want to sleep with you anymore, I’m going home.”
He was about to set out when his back sank. Wang Huanxiu had pressed against his back, hugging him from behind. “The road at night isn’t safe.”
Bai Shuijin looked at him suspiciously. “And you are safe?”
His heart was blacker than the night road.
If only they were at home. He could just run back to his room for emergency shelter.
“Why didn’t you just drive home?”
Wang Huanxiu: “There’s a lightbulb at home.”
Bai Shuijin pointed. “Isn’t there one here too?”
And it was a giant chandelier.
Wang Huanxiu: “…”
“Your little uncle will be going home tonight.”
It was clear he still held a grudge against Wang Muguang for interrupting their intimacy before, and he didn’t even call him by his name.
Thinking back to what happened at the hotel before, Bai Shuijin blushed. Wang Huanxiu was on special offer at that time. If it wasn’t for Wang Muguang, maybe he wouldn’t have ended up with a week-long block in dancing practice.
This time, to avoid Wang Muguang, they came directly to the hotel to eliminate the chance of seeing him.
‘Laogong-ge, you really make every failure a learning experience.’
Just then, the phone in Wang Huanxiu’s pocket rang. He took it out and hung up without hesitation.
It was Wang Muguang.
“You’re not picking up?”
“Why should I?”
“Little Uncle must be so heartbroken.”
As soon as he said this, Bai Shuijin’s phone rang too.
Wang Huanxiu was heartless. “I should’ve taken his SIM card away when we left.”
“…”
Bai Shuijin truly saw the villainous side of Wang Huanxiu.
“Little Uncle will borrow someone else’s phone.”
“He doesn’t have the brain for that.”
“…”
Bai Shuijin fussed about wanting to go home, but Wang Huanxiu kept him back with the golden mantra;
Since we’re already here.
If they didn’t do it this time, there would definitely be a next time. For the sake of his dance career, for the sake of his dance dream, the sacrificial offering of his butt must be presented to the dance gods.
Bai Shuijin sat on the carpet, tugging at its fluffy fibers. Wang Huanxiu went into the bathroom to shower. He didn’t dare be alone and in the same room with Wang Huanxiu now.
Last time when his legs were rubbed at the hospital, Bai Shuijin had either kept his eyes shut or buried his face in the pillow the whole time. He never opened his eyes, and the entire process felt like having a heart attack on a pirate ship.
His whole body was sticky, and it was unclear if it was sweat or something else.
Bai Shuijin froze for a few seconds, then shot up.
It must have been sweat!!!
As he thought back to that night, Bai Shuijin flailed around the room like a headless fly. No, it will hurt too much, with such a thick stick going in. He might as well go to the proctology department and get an annual card.
He couldn’t stay any longer, he must find some excuse to escape tonight.
At worst, he could just practice dancing day and night in the future. He would definitely succeed.
The sound of running water in the bathroom stopped, and Bai Shuijin almost jumped up as if stepping on a spring.
But even after a long time, Wang Huanxiu didn’t come out.
‘What? Did he regret it too?’
Bai Shuijin went to knock on the door. ‘If you regret it, let’s just go home.’
“Laogong-ge.”
Footsteps came from inside. Wang Huanxiu stepped out with a towel wrapped around his waist, and the heat of his body rushed onto Bai Shuijin’s face.
“What’s wrong?”
There was shaving foam on his sharp jaw.
Had he been shaving this whole time inside?
Wang Huanxiu’s chin was always neatly groomed, and Bai Shuijin rarely saw his stubble.
Bai Shuijin scrambled for an excuse. “Tonight can’t be done, let’s go home.”
Wang Huanxiu lowered his eyes to look at him. “Why can’t it be done?”
“That… that…” Bai Shuijin couldn’t come up with a reason, then his eyes landed on the condoms by the bedside. They were provided by the hotel. A box would be placed in the open whenever housekeeping came to clean.
Bai Shuijin: “The condoms are too small, you can’t use them.”
“Do you see the landline in the living room over there?”
“I see it.”
“Call the front desk and ask for the largest condoms.”
Bai Shuijin: “…”
After saying that, he might as well just swim into outer space.
Wang Huanxiu reached out and rubbed his head. “Wait a bit, I’ll be out soon.”
The bathroom door closed again.
Bai Shuijin wished he could give himself two punches.
Now, not only did he fail to escape, but he also had to shamelessly ask for the largest condoms.
Was he going to disappear from the earth the next day? How was he supposed to say that!
He sat in the living room staring blankly at the landline, not knowing what Wang Huanxiu was doing in the bathroom, shaving his beard for so long.
He picked up the receiver and pressed the number 1.
“Hello, dear guest, this is the front desk. What do you need?”
Bai Shuijin stammered.
“Guest, please speak louder.”
Bai Shuijin took a deep breath. “The condoms are too small, I want larger ones.”
“What kind of covers? Quilt covers, pillow covers, duvet covers.”
Bai Shuijin closed his eyes in despair. “Condoms, thank you.”
“What size do you need?”
“The… largest.”
The lady at the front desk received the message, put down the receiver, and prepared to head up to the presidential suite on the top floor.
The colleague next to her asked, “Where are you going? Just let the robot deliver it.”
Robots were convenient, and didn’t require interaction with customers.
“You don’t get it, tonight a guest asked for a jumbo size.”
“Fuck, which room?”
“The boss who has a long-term reservation in the presidential suite, today he brought his marriage partner.”
“That obedient-looking boy?”
“Yeah, that’s right.”
“I want to go too.”
She didn’t love anything, she just loved shipping handsome men.
“I’ll tell you the situation after I come back.”
“Hurry, hurry,” the colleague urged.
Soon, the doorbell at the suite rang.
Bai Shuijin pulled his hoodie tight, leaving only his nose out to breathe, and opened the door.
“Guest, here is your item.” The front desk lady placed the thing in his hand.
Bai Shuijin weighed it.
‘…Damn it, I should’ve just asked for one.’
Never mind, he would take one and throw the rest in the trash.
Bai Shuijin was not a wasteful person, but if he didn’t throw them, he would be the one suffering the consequences.
Before leaving, the front desk lady smiled. “I wish you a wonderful night.”
Bai Shuijin: “…”
The door closed, Bai Shuijin took off his hood, and completely shut down.
It’s over, now everyone knew he was about to have sex.
Bai Shuijin stared deeply at the night outside the window: life is a wilderness.
There was no time for him to feel melancholy. He tore open the box and threw out eight of the nine condoms.
He clenched the last one tightly in his palm.
‘Let’s fight!’
Bai Shuijin stomped into the bedroom aggressively.
‘Wang Huanxiu! Come fight!’
But when the man came out of the bathroom, Bai Shuijin immediately shriveled back into a little sprout, not daring to say anything and only hoping the other party would show mercy tonight.
“I got the condom.”
He tossed the condom onto the big bed, then avoided Wang Huanxiu and went into the bathroom.
Wang Huanxiu dried his hair with one hand, glanced at the single lonely condom on the bed, and laughed out loud.
Inside the bathroom, Bai Shuijin washed and scrubbed furiously, dragging out as much time as possible, and absolutely not wasting even a single minute, just stalling
After bathing, he stood in front of the mirror looking left and right. He had obviously been exercising, so why didn’t his body look like Wang Huanxiu’s?
It must be because of his bones.
When he goes back home, he will gnaw on cow bones and replenish whatever he lacks.
To waste even more time, Bai Shuijin aimed at the sink.
Wang Huanxiu had shaved here earlier, and the shaving foam he used was still there.
The razors were disposable and separately packaged, with medical alcohol placed beside the..
Bai Shuijin looked at his chin. It was white, tender and smooth. He hardly had any body hair, with his eyelashes and hair the most.
He had also never shaved before.
Unable to contain his curiosity, he picked up the bottle of shaving foam and pressed it. However, after pressing several times, no foam came out of the nuzzle.
He shook it up and down.
Empty.
Wang Huanxiu used up a whole bottle of shaving foam on just his chin!
Seeing there was nothing to play with, Bai Shuijin had to put it back. It was late, time to go on the road.
He lowered his head, and hunched his back, looking completely devoid of energy.
Whoever’s butt it is, that person feels the pain, and right now, he feels the pain of his own butt clearly.
When he opened the bathroom door, he saw a handsome naked man lying under the quilt on the bed.
On the floor was the bath towel he had thrown aside, and the quilt was pulled with great calculation.
His upper body wasn’t covered at all, and the quilt only started to cover from his abs at the mermaid line.
Honestly, it was enough to make the blood boil.
Bai Shuijin came to the bed like an eagle, feasting his eyes.
After looking enough, he wilted again, like a flower without water.
The large condom was lying on the pillow he was supposed to use.
Bai Shuijin’s heart raced. “Laogong-ge, let’s take it slow tonight.”
“Don’t worry, it won’t be fast.”
“…”
‘Not fast was scary too!’
Bai Shuijin slowly got on the bed, then started undressing. Wang Huanxiu’s eyes watched him blatantly and openly.
Bai Shuijin’s face turned red. “Laogong-ge, looking at me like that is making me embarrassed.”
“Oh.”
But his eyes didn’t move away.
You talk your talk, I look my look.
Bai Shuijin’s foot kicked near his pillow. “Stop looking.”
Wang Huanxiu grabbed his ankle and kissed it. “I’m not looking.”
He sat up directly from the bed and helped him undress.
Bai Shuijin trembled all over. “Laogong-ge, I’m really a bit scared, will I end up in the hospital?”
“I’ll be careful.” Wang Huanxiu: “Raise your arms.”
Bai Shuijin lifted his arms and his shirt was pulled over his head, making his hair messy. Combined with his dumbfounded expression, he looked a little silly.
Before he could come to his senses, his mouth was covered and something probed inside.
Bai Shuijin panicked and was unable to concentrate until he touched something unbelievable.
The feel was different from before.
His legs were propped up on the man’s shoulders. Looking down at the thing pressing against him, he found it was completely different from last time.
Bai Shuijin was dumbfounded.
Wang Huanxiu looked at his silly expression and asked,“What’s wrong?”
Bai Shuijin didn’t know how to put it…but down there was clean and hairless.
Wang Huanxiu pressed down, putting part of his weight on Bai Shuijin, bringing them closer together. “ I saw that you were afraid to look last time, so I shaved it today.”
Last time in the hospital ward, Bai Shuijin closed his eyes as soon as he saw it, and closed them so tightly it was like his eyelids were glued together.
No wonder he had been in the bathroom for so long, and the foam bottle by the sink was empty.
Bai Shuijin’s face flushed, and he was even more embarrassed to look at him.
“Laogong-ge, I think I’m about to have a nosebleed.”
Now he wasn’t so scared anymore.
Bai Shuijin wrapped his arms around Wang Huanxiu’s neck in response, but ten minutes later he regretted it.
“Laogong-ge! Laogong-ge!” Bai Shuijin craned his neck and shook his head wildly, unable to match the man’s strength.
Wang Huanxiu’s breath was also unsteady. “Soon, soon it’ll be fine.”
“Liar! Wang Huanxiu, you big liar!”
Bai Shuijin clutched his hair and cried. After another hour, his voice had changed.
“Laogong-ge, slow, slow is comfortable.”
“Laogong-ge, faster, just a little bit faster… too fast! Too fast… too fast!!”
Wang Huanxiu tied a knot in the condom and threw it to the floor.
“Only one?”
Bai Shuijin nodded with a flushed face, not telling him where the rest were.
He looked at Wang Huanxiu and said, “Laogong ge, wouldn’t it feel more comfortable without it?”
Wang Huanxiu’s pupils shrank.
He looked at the obedient person on the bed.
How come he was so naughty?
The next day, both of them got up late.
When Bai Shuijin woke up at noon, he couldn’t say a single word.
Wang Huanxiu was shaken awake. “Are you hungry?”
Bai Shuijin: “Do I look like the kind of person who eats as soon as they wake up?”
Wang Huanxiu’s hand was still touching his butt. “Order food, the buffet restaurant requires going downstairs.”
Bai Shuijin: “…”
He already said, he wasn’t the type who eats as soon as they wake up!
Bai Shuijin collapsed on the bed. His lower body felt paralyzed, while Wang Huanxiu looked energetic, his finger brushing Bai Shuijin’s face, the tenderness and love in his eyes impossible to hide.
One move made him fall head over heels, Bai Shuijin was smug. “Laogong ge, you love me to death, right?”
“Mm, I can’t live without you.”
Bai Shuijin snorted proudly. “Just like me, there’s no need to be self-abased.”
It’s just that being together really wasted the waist.
“And you?” Wang Huanxiu leaned closer. “Do you like me? To the point of death.”
Bai Shuijin couldn’t say something like that right now. He was still embarrassed. But he had to save face after all, “It’s so-so.”
Not long after, the staff came over to deliver food. Bai Shuijin had a cushion under his butt, sitting on the carpet eating noodles for breakfast.
Wang Huanxiu: “Give me a bite.”
Bai Shuijin slurped noodles even harder, not giving him even one bite. Don’t even think about snatching food from a tiger’s mouth.
“You like me, but you won’t even give me a bite of noodles?”
“Who said I like you? I never said that.”
Bai Shuijin ate his noodles ferociously, clearly planning to eat alone. Obviously there was another bowl right next to him, but why did he insist on eating his, and not giving even a single bite!
Wang Huanxiu didn’t say anything else, his eyes drifting to the trash can in the living room.
Bai Shuijin: !
That was where he threw the condoms last night.
Wang Huanxiu turned back to look at him, and Bai Shuijin swallowed hard.
“Yes, you don’t like me at all.”
Didn’t like him so much that he refused to let him wear a condom all night.
Bai Shuijin: “…”
Damn it, it’s obvious he just really enjoyed it.
After eating, Wang Huanxiu took Bai Shuijin back home. As soon as they opened the door, they saw Wang Muguang sitting on the sofa with a look of resentment.
“You two are too much! You actually abandoned me!”
Even though Wang Muguang was abandoned, Bai Shuijin wasn’t much better off, walking as slowly as a snail.
Seeing that he wasn’t the only one who suffered last night, Bai Shuijin revealed a satisfied smile.
Wang Muguang: “…”
‘Can you still be considered human?’
The two of them apologized for leaving without notice the night before.
After getting their apology, Wang Muguang still demanded a promise. “Guarantee that this kind of thing won’t happen again next time.”
Wang Huanxiu: “I can’t guarantee.”
“Why?”
“Because it will happen again.”
“…”
.
After doing it for a whole night, Bai Shuijin felt like his body was hollowed out and his soul was empty up to the core, but dancing indeed made the teacher more satisfied.
After two days of rest, the dance that had been stuck for a week was finally passed smoothly in Bai Shuijin’s first class back. A hard-won achievement.
The results of the design competition Wang Zhenzhu participated in recently were about to be announced. A perfect cover would add points for admission.
At first, Wang Zhenzhu was hesitant about signing up and was not confident in herself.
Bai Shuijin strongly persuaded her to participate, saying that even without winning a prize, it was still experience.
So every day after dance practice, Bai Shuijin would go to Wang Zhenzhu’s studio where she worked on her blueprints, bringing her small cakes and snacks. He never asked how her design was going, just silently kept her company.
It wasn’t until today during class that he received Wang Zhenzhu’s call.
“Shuijin Danzi! Gold prize! Gold prize!”
The water bottle in Bai Shuijin’s hand was squeezed tight, and water sprayed out from the opening. “First place?!!”
“Yes! First place ahhhh, I got first place!”
“I knew you’d get first place!”
Wang Zhenzhu: “Wait till I come home so we can celebrate properly. I can’t talk now, I’m going to accept the award. There should be an interview of me, remember to watch.”
“No problem!”
For a moment, Bai Shuijin even forgot to practice dance. He grabbed his phone and directly switched to the live broadcast of the international design competition Wang Zhenzhu participated in.
After waiting for half an hour, Wang Zhenzhu, who won the gold prize, went on stage to accept her award.
She was wearing a bright red mermaid gown, holding the trophy and certificate, facing all the media.
“Winning this award, I want to thank Bai Shuijin. He is my good friend and also my family. Without his encouragement, there would be no me today. Because of him, I picked up my dream of design again. I also want to thank my brothers, teachers, and good friends and classmates. Thank you all for your support, tolerance, and encouragement. In the future…”
Looking at the dazzling Wang Zhenzhu, Bai Shuijin felt comfortable all over. When he went back home, there were suddenly several more pastry chefs, all making a celebration cake for Wang Zhenzhu.
When Wang Huanxiu came back, he was carrying flowers and gifts. A bouquet of roses for Wang Zhenzhu, and another bouquet of sunflowers for Bai Shuijin.
Bai Shuijin looked at the boxes of condoms blooming among the sunflowers.
These days, even sunflowers had gone astray and started crossbreeding.
Ever since the last time, Bai Shuijin had been using dance as an excuse, and the two of them hadn’t had a second round of bed exercise.
Exhausting. Even if he didn’t have to move, it was still exhausting.
Bai Shuijin threw the condoms into the cabinet in the room, then ran up to Wang Huanxiu to confront him. “Why did you buy these things?”
“We’ll have to use them tonight.”
“Who said we’re using them?”
“Wang Huanxiu.”
“….” Bai Shuijin: “No, I’m so tired.”
He flopped onto the sofa.
Wang Huanxiu ignored him and said, “It’s fine, I’ll do the moving.”
Bai Shuijin became alert. “Give me a reason why it has to be tonight.”
“Zhenzhu won the prize, I’m happy.”
Bai Shuijin: “…”
So you’re cosplaying Happy Hero, right.
*Happy Hero is a Chinese cartoon superhero whose persona is about being very upbeat, optimistic and energetic. Basically exaggerated cheerfulness.
Sorry everyone, I missed last Friday’s schedule. I caught a cold, makes it really hard to concentrate (╥﹏╥)
